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Nov. 18th, 2002 01:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaDo you have people who you call all the time but who never recognize your voice?
"Hello?"
"Hi, Hilda!"
*coldly* "Who's calling, please?"
I mean, sure, I guess it's rude not to introduce yourself right away, and it really annoys me when someone answers my "Hello" with a "Hello" of his own, but come on--who wouldn't immediately recognize this dead sexy voice of mine? I've been voted "Most Thrilling Orator" three years running in the tri-state area, and that's just on the basis of my telemarketer harassment. If they put me on the radio I'd cause pileups all down I-95.
Huh huh huh, I said "orator."
"Hello?"
"Hi, Hilda!"
*coldly* "Who's calling, please?"
I mean, sure, I guess it's rude not to introduce yourself right away, and it really annoys me when someone answers my "Hello" with a "Hello" of his own, but come on--who wouldn't immediately recognize this dead sexy voice of mine? I've been voted "Most Thrilling Orator" three years running in the tri-state area, and that's just on the basis of my telemarketer harassment. If they put me on the radio I'd cause pileups all down I-95.
Huh huh huh, I said "orator."
