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[wickedflea]

Dear Receptionist and Mail Guy,

From this point forward, please refrain from referring drunks and blowhards with all manner of difficult and bizarre questions to me. I have enough problems with the difficult and bizarre questions that directly pertain to me and my projects without fielding phone calls from angry spouses and manuscript proposals from incarcerated felons. Please begin forwarding all requests from freaks, losers, and disgruntled professors to Al Cilleu, Registrar of Slock.

Thank you for your continued support.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

What is a Registrar of Slock, exactly?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think it's something like a Comptroller of Guff, but I'm not exactly sure. I always slept through my civics classes.