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Dec. 4th, 2002 04:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleato: MS ed.
from: Chris
subject: Cadet Stimpy reporting from the Crab Nebula
We now have a state-of-the-art, razzmatastic Canon X-2000 Deluxe copier in the house. Or something like that. In honor of our switch to Canon from Pitney Bowes, I have been upgraded from the pathetic position of Key Operator (bestowed upon me by Pitney Bowes's evil Steve (he of the crew-cut)) to the lofty pedestal of Copier Guru by my main homeslice, Eric. If you need special assistance with using the WZ-001 (or whatever the hell it is), please schedule an appointment with me. I'll try to fit you in before the spring rush.
Prepare to surge to sublight speed.
Wackel J. Lonziliman
Key Operator
Copier Guru
Third Desk on the Right
from: Chris
subject: Cadet Stimpy reporting from the Crab Nebula
We now have a state-of-the-art, razzmatastic Canon X-2000 Deluxe copier in the house. Or something like that. In honor of our switch to Canon from Pitney Bowes, I have been upgraded from the pathetic position of Key Operator (bestowed upon me by Pitney Bowes's evil Steve (he of the crew-cut)) to the lofty pedestal of Copier Guru by my main homeslice, Eric. If you need special assistance with using the WZ-001 (or whatever the hell it is), please schedule an appointment with me. I'll try to fit you in before the spring rush.
Prepare to surge to sublight speed.
Wackel J. Lonziliman
Copier Guru
Third Desk on the Right
