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I was just at the drugstore and noticed that they already have Cadbury's Creme Eggs in for Easter. So naturally, I started thinking. I wonder if I could throw one of those eggs out the car window and peg someone in the head so fuggin' hard that the disgusting, sticky-sweet glop would shoot out and hit someone ELSE in the head? I think if I could do that, the world would come to an end and I would be proclaimed the winner.

Date: 2003-01-18 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-sinnie785.livejournal.com
I dunno about being proclaimed the winner, dude -- chuckin' a perfectly good Cadbury egg out the window seems like a personal foul, to me. :O

Date: 2003-01-18 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
I love those eggs! I need to go and get some!

Date: 2003-01-18 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Noooo, that's the best part--the bonus points for destroying one of those vile eggs would put me in the Hall of Fame!!!

Date: 2003-01-18 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Ack! But they're so FOUL!

Date: 2003-01-18 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
I like the ones with the caramel in them. I also like the raw egg experience of opening up the regular ones... there's something grossly visceral about it, I know it is candy but it makes me feel like a cavewoman cracking a raw egg on a rock and devouring it in the wilderness.

OK, not the wilderness, the Walmart parking lot. But it still feels visceral.

You can chuck it at me, I'll try to catch it in my mouth. That sounds like a fun experience. Anything you miss with I get to smear on you.

Date: 2003-01-18 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Haha, great explanation! But I still think they're hideous. :)

Date: 2003-01-18 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
I love that word, hideous. And gargantuan. There must be something that is both gargantuan and hideous. Like the national debt, only covered with paisley corduroy or something.

Date: 2003-01-18 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, that guy lives next door to me! :)

Date: 2003-01-18 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
No, I love them! I can only stomach one a year, though.

Re:

Date: 2003-01-18 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Heh!

How cold did it get there, by the way? Cold enough to shatter your nostril hairs?

Date: 2003-01-18 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
The lowest temp. I saw for here was 7. How 'bout there? I'm hating this winter!!!

Re:

Date: 2003-01-18 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
We got -1 this morning. I don't think I've ever been anywhere it has ever been this cold before.

But I didn't go outside today!

You know what the crazy thing is, we've got a slew of alley cats here, and the dang things are breeding, very noisily, all over the neighborhood today. Anything to keep warm, I guess! (@@)

Date: 2003-01-18 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Maybe if you heat it up a little bit, so the chocolate is slightly melted? I dunno. If you really want to cause some damage, you could freeze it, unless you're really in the mood for glop.

Date: 2003-01-18 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoltara.livejournal.com
*I* would proclaim you winner.

Date: 2003-01-18 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadflowers.livejournal.com
the glop is important.
those things are nastier than circus peanuts.

maybe.
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