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[wickedflea]

I've scoured the history books, and I can now state without question that I am the only person in the history of creation ever to have dreamed that Scatman Crothers was stuck waist-deep in the drain of a bathroom sink and was trying to choke me. (Was that a tortured sentence or what?) This was right after some other guys were trying to kill me by stabbing my side with a fork.