Andy Rooney had this bit about messages on answering machines.
"What is it with these people who leave positive messages on their answering machines? It usually goes something like, "Hi, I'm not here right now. I'm out having a great day. I hope you are, too. Share the love!"
"I feel like leaving this message... 'Hi, this is Jack from the VD clinic. Your test results came in. Stop sharing the love'."
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Date: 2003-02-14 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-14 11:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-14 11:41 am (UTC)Well...
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Date: 2003-02-14 11:52 am (UTC)For my homey
Date: 2003-02-14 12:07 pm (UTC):]
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Date: 2003-02-14 12:09 pm (UTC)*faints*
Re: For my homey
Date: 2003-02-14 12:36 pm (UTC)I got you VD for VD.
Date: 2003-02-14 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-14 01:59 pm (UTC)"What is it with these people who leave positive messages on their answering machines? It usually goes something like, "Hi, I'm not here right now. I'm out having a great day. I hope you are, too. Share the love!"
"I feel like leaving this message... 'Hi, this is Jack from the VD clinic. Your test results came in. Stop sharing the love'."
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Re: I got you VD for VD.
Date: 2003-02-14 03:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-02-14 06:27 pm (UTC)