more Tyson

[wickedflea]

BASTARDS! The mass media have ganked my shit once again. I came up with the idea of a Mike Tyson reality show months ago! But I bet this show is gonna be lame. It sounds like it's going to focus on training and all that cal. I want to see him strangling his servants, getting pissed off in traffic, playing miniature golf, and getting drunk and weepy late at night and calling old friends from prison. Come to think of it, though, there might be some training stuff that would be cool. Like remember that scene where Rocky is in the meat freezer, pummeling sides of beef? Mike could do that. Maybe he'd get so excited that he'd bite a big chunk out of the raw meat. And wasn't there another scene where Rocky was chasing chickens around? America would love to see Mike do that, especially if he--well, you know, got so excited that he snatched up some chickens and bit their heads off. But just you watch--now that I've said all this, the people putting together this show will readjust their focus and steal these ideas too. I'm tired of all these sucker MCs bitin' my rhymes.

And I know I've said this before, but I still think this picture is hilarious, especially if you tell yourself while you're looking at it that Mike is dancing. Do it now. DO IT!