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[wickedflea]

Oh, shit, here we go again -- strains of that old standard, "Dueling Bedsprings," coming from upstairs...

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[bells2783.livejournal.com]

Dude I heard that all weekend.

My neighbor's boyfriend should start giving her money for room and board, he's always there...and I always hear them doin' it.

Ugh.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yup, it's pretty hard to ignore, too. Not to mention that it's a reminder that I ain't gettin' none. ;)

[luffbucket.livejournal.com]

Can you somehow tape it and save it as a .wav file?

This could be the start of a lucrative business venture.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Luffbucket, you're just as sick as I am -- I was thinking the same thing. ;)

[luffbucket.livejournal.com]

Heheheh.

But were you thinking of drilling a hole into that apartment and inserting a telescopic cable, at the end of which is mounted a camera?

And were you also thinking of advertising this on the internet as a Live Sex Show and charging people for the privilage of watching it?

If you were, we should now be thinkng up a name for our new company.

Wicked Bucket? Flea Bucket?............

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of pumping the sounds of their lovemaking through my guitar amplifier at all hours of the morning until they paid me enough money to turn it off -- but that just shows how small-minded I am when it comes to business ventures.

But this is good. Perhaps we can even board up their doors and windows so that we could have a 24-hour live slave sex show. That way, we won't have to worry about whether these people are actually attractive; people love any old slaves. Flea Bucket it shall be.

Flea Bucket Inc.

[luffbucket.livejournal.com]

*shakes the hand of his new business partner*

Let the torture begin.

Re: Flea Bucket Inc.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sexcellent!