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[wickedflea]

Are filthy sluts really that hard to find on the Internet? Why must I get forty e-mails a day telling me where to find them?

Comments

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

No shit, I mean look how many there are on LJ alone.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! Classic.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

You and me both!

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE!! I wanted to make sure you could find me!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Filthy sluts named Candi with extremely poor grammar. That's what I resent most, you know: the degradation of the language. Where IS Anais Nin when you need her?

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Stalking Henry Miller ;]

-p

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

Only 40? Shit. I swear I entered your email address into at least 80 different XXX sites... dammitall

-p

LOL!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well, you've done it, Lis--you've left me speechless!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Throughout eternity. Bwahahahahahaha!

Re: LOL!

[saintclaire.livejournal.com]

:) sorry. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

For real. Just think--there are cretins who actually sit there and type out that garbage. (I'm guessing here; certainly a computer wouldn't spit out syntax that tortured.) *shudder*

urghhh

[jetjet.livejournal.com]

I got the grossest one today avbout older women ( over 50) who are teethless giving gumjobs they called it...I wanted to hide...mommmy.....