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[wickedflea]

Last night I dreamed that I was taking a train to London for a concert. Ummm, yeah. And right after we left the station I realized that I didn't have my passport (not that it would have done any good; it expired probably fifteen years ago). And I was supposed to be at work anyway. But then I noticed a couple of girls I used to work with, and we had a fun time making fun of some old dude who was loudly singing along with whatever crap R&B song that was playing on his headphones.

That makes me think of this time that Pat H. was at work singing a song that she'd written. It was the most horrible crap I'd ever heard--some kind of maudlin nonsense about living your hopes and dreams, following your heart, and finding true love. And to make it even worse, she had a terrible singing voice. It was rather like the early rounds of American Idol, where it's so bad you just want to cry for the person singing--and for yourself for listening to it. So right in the middle of her baring her soul, I busted into my best Biz Markie:

Oh, baby, YOU, you got what I NEEE-EEED, but you say I'm just a friend, but you say I'm just a friend, OH BA-BY, YOU . . .

Yeah, that was pretty rude, but she took it in the right spirit. Thank goodness--she coulda body-slammed the fuck out of me.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

So right in the middle of her baring her soul, I busted into my best Biz Markie:

Oh, baby, YOU, you got what I NEEE-EEED, but you say I'm just a friend, but you say I'm just a friend, OH BA-BY, YOU . . .

>>Hahaha! I bet it still wasn't as bad as that guy with the Peter Brady haircut.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait, I'm drawing a blank on the Peter Brady haircut!

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

you are hilarious, and you need to write your life story.
when should we expect a book!?!?!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks Shell! I'm still in the mode where I think I have to think my way through the whole thing before I write it--when I know from experience that I CAN'T DO THAT! I have to write my way through it, so the only thing to do is sit down and DO THE WORK! I need a good kick to the ass or shoe up the nuts or something.

Biz Evol's Greatest Misses:

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

"Oh, baby, YOU, you got a DISEEEEEASE, but you say it's just a rash, but it's crawling up MY ASS..."

Re: Biz Evol's Greatest Misses:

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sitting here at work with the goofiest smile on my face, looking around to see if it's safe to bust out laughing! ;)