Down to the Lizards

There were a couple Jesus freaks where I went to college. One was Brother Jed (or was it Jeb?) who would preach in the center of campus while the kids would sit on the grass looking disinterested. Once in a while, someone would argue with him, and I couldn't help but watch. The other group was made up of these guys who wore trench coats and handed out Gideon bibles. I think some had beards, which made me realize years later that it was probably the Brethren. They're one of those cults that says "You'll only go to heaven if you cut yourself off from the outside world. We're your REAL family now. BOOOWAHAHA! I mean, welcome!"