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[wickedflea]

Someone mentioned rats and it made me think of the time I found a rat in the freaking toilet bowl. I heard this splashing coming from the bathroom, but the door was open and I could see there was no one in there. And sure enough that joker was flailing around like a freak. I tried to flush the little bugger, but he wouldn't go down. Finally I managed to get him into the wastebasket with the help of a plunger (don't ask me how, it was a miracle) and took his ass outside to throw him in the yard. Scared the bejeesus out of me. It was quite a while before I could use that toilet without much trepidation.