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[wickedflea]

I WANT A TELEGRAM STOP SOMEBODY SEND ME A TELEGRAM STOP WAIT I GUESS THOSE OFTEN CARRY BAD NEWS STOP AT LEAST IN THE MOVIES STOP MAYBE I SHOULD RETHINK THIS TELEGRAM NONSENSE STOP

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[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

wow, you've made me want a telegram!!

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! I've never had one. Seems like it would be cool--you know, some guy in a funny little hat comes up and hands you a telegram. "FLUFFHOUND AND FALSTAFF HAVE FLOWN THE COOP STOP REPORT AT ONCE TO THE CONGO STOP" I want my life to be like that.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

WHY DO PEOPLE IN TELEGRAMS TALK IN CAPITAL LETTERS STOP DON'T THEY HAVE SHIFT KEYS STOP

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT BRANDY MAKES YOU RANDY STOP WHISKEY MAKES YOU FRISKY STOP BUT ITS A GOOD STIFF JOHNNY WALKER THAT MAKES YOU PREGNANT! STOP (http://www.crazy-telegrams.co.uk/)

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha!

[taffetaroses.livejournal.com]

where does one go to send a telegram? can you still do it? cause i always wanted one. i might even send myself one if i knew how to go about it ....

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure! I don't know if I've ever seen one. Wait, Western Union, maybe?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OMG! You know EVERYTHING!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW STOP I GUESS ALEXANDER HAMILTON WAIT GRAHAM BELL WAIT SOMEBODY MORSE DIDN'T THINK THIS WHOLE THING THROUGH STOP DAMN INVENTORS STOP

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

sendatelegram.com (http://sendatelegram.com)

$20?! I would have to work for three hours to send a telegram!