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[wickedflea]

Bah. It seems that all the women/girls/ladies/females/chicks I know in the general area are otherwise involved I mean, sure, there's Margaret the Shakespeare Lady, but we have way too many issues for it to work. I need to meet someone cool. I'm a good kid--I'm nice to kids and animals, I have a job and a car, and I only throw fig newtons at people who really deserve it.

Hmmm, maybe that "good kid" thing is the wrong direction to take. Maybe I should start developing a rap sheet.