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[wickedflea]

Oh yeah, my dad went insane while I was home and bought me a freaking laptop to replace my dead one. He sure has gotten awfully generous in his old age, not that I'm complaining.

My mom washed some of my shirts while I was at her place, and I guess some of Bork's shirts were in with them, 'cuz they came out smelling like his cologne. I can't stand cologne! I don't think he even wears a lot, but I'm just overly sensitive to it, I guess. I always think about George Carlin ragging on guys who wear cologne: "C'mon, guy, ya smell like an anchovy's cunt!"

So, um, yeah--I haven't done much work today. You may have noticed.

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

I'd like a laptop, if your dad's still in giving mode!

[milkyscarabs.livejournal.com]

i'm sensitive to cologne too. i get a headache around guys who wear it and can only use fragrance-free laundry detergent, etc. it makes sense that i ended up with someone who doesn't use cologne; i prefer smelling how people really smell.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hate it!!! I've been smelling it all day and it's making me sick. I got home and took my shirt off and it's STILL ON ME! How can people spend every minute of their waking lives smelling that crap?!?

OK, off to shower. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do, but I dunno if his dementia runs that deep. :)

[milkyscarabs.livejournal.com]

ew, i empathize. good luck washing it off.