[identity profile] jetgirl23.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Jeeez! That was hard to only pick one!!! I figured "They're FUCKED" kinda covered them all though. This was perfect first thing in the morning. Hats off to Flea!!!

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
Wheeeee, thanks! :) I think you're right about "they're fucked" covering everything. I used to say that Heller's Two Rules were "1. People are fucked" and "2. People listen to too much crap." But over the years I've realized that #2 is just a corrolary of #1, and in fact #1 pretty much says it all.

(I'm not really a humanity-hating malcontent, I just play one on the Internet.)

[identity profile] jetgirl23.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry..I know what you mean. Seinfeld said it best:

Elaine: People!

Jerry: They're the WORST!!!


(I think it was Elaine...anyway....)

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
YES--I remember that!!

[identity profile] jetgirl23.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. I'm a dork. I think some of the best stuff came from that show.


from the wayback machine

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-10-22 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I just saw this scene again on a rerun! Classic. :-)

Re: from the wayback machine

[identity profile] jetgirl23.livejournal.com 2003-10-23 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
LOVE IT!

[identity profile] electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
What's a muffaletta? Is that like a female mullet?

[identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's what happens to a girl that doesn't trim her bikini line - she gets an over grown muffaletta. ;)

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Girl, you is crazy as hell. But that's why I love ya. :)

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha! No, it's an awesome New Orleans deli sandwich. Check it out!



Potential New Slogans

[identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dive right into a muffaletta!"

OR

"Bury your face into a steamy hot muffaletta."

M'kay, they should have never named a sammich a muffaletta. :/

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
How about, "I've had it up to HERE with the likes of you people!"

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Right right! Ren and Stimpy, no?

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why, yes. Yes, it is.

[identity profile] jetjet.livejournal.com 2003-09-30 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Beens way too long since you last made your unique polls, so glad you made another one bebe, keep em coming!