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I think I might be a buttrocker for Halloween instead of a Fig Newton. I'm not sure I have what it takes to pull off the Newton costume, but I KNOW I can be a white-trash mulletboy. I didn't grow up listening to Metallica and Judas Priest for nothing, by god.

Where do you think I can get a pair of acid-washed jeans, though? Maybe the Salvation Army? What about a clip-on skull earring? I'm gonna try Old Glory, which has a store nearby, Spencer's, and Hot Topic.

A clip-on skull earring. What a wuss am I.

Date: 2003-10-23 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ferretsofglory.livejournal.com
Goddamn you. Now I have "You Got Another Thing Comin!" running through my head.

Date: 2003-10-23 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
I hope you can find a better looking wig than that guy. ;)

Date: 2003-10-23 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoe.livejournal.com
that be one mighty fine mullet...textured and everything... that takes some quality time in the bathroom with the girlfriend.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
My sincerest apologies. =)

Date: 2003-10-23 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
No way, dude, that's the one I'm getting! Either that one or this.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
See, that's what I'm saying! That is a DOPE mullet. I dunno what [livejournal.com profile] buscemi be talkin' about.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulujenna.livejournal.com
i'm all over the mullet!
MMMUUUWWWWAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Date: 2003-10-23 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nonamejane.livejournal.com
buttrocker... is that like an assrocket? where did the term buttrocker come from?

Date: 2003-10-23 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Wait till you see the full outfit--I'm gonna be one sexy white boy.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I dunno, what's an assrocket? Oh. Wait. Don't answer that. ;) Nononono, nothing like an assrocket!

Check it. Now, of course, this is going to be the jeans-and-T-shirt variety of buttrocker, not the makeup-and-spandex version. I am one buttrocker who ain't gonna be applying no eyeliner. :)

Date: 2003-10-23 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Uh huh, uh huh... that's what you laid down that cash for beauty school and a Flowbee for, quality home haircuts like that.

She can cut hair, smoke and talk trash all at the same time, and her do don't move.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
You must have a studded belt with a big buckle, you know.

Go Salvation Army, get a plaid shirt and take the sleeves out. Wear it over a wifebeater with a pair of jeans with the knees out. Must have big sunglasses, mullet, chain and aforementioned gaudy belt. Shoes your choice, but I'd go for hightop Keds or steel toe boots. If you wear a tee instead of a wifebeater, roll a pack of smokes in the sleeve, and put one behind your ear.

Re: I Think I Dated This Guy

Date: 2003-10-23 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I know that guy too! I think he's the cat who sold me my El Camino.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oooooooooh, good thoughts!! I'm gonna be STYLIN'.

Date: 2003-10-23 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ferretsofglory.livejournal.com
Heh. Its all good. A little JP never hurt anyone.

Re: I Think I Dated This Guy

Date: 2003-10-23 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Ya... left me for some white trash wench with hair so feathered it looked like a butt in the back!

Date: 2003-10-23 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
For inspiration, watch old Guns N Roses videos.

Ooh! A bandanna!

Nah... that might ruin the mullet effect ;-)

Date: 2003-10-23 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'm going to find some way to use a bandana, though--tie it around my leg or let it hang from my back pocket or something.

Date: 2003-10-23 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
I think the "landscaper" model looks more realistic. Then again, I'm no mulletologist. :P

Date: 2003-10-23 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motherevol.livejournal.com
For a split second I thought that was your senior picture from high school.

*snort*

Date: 2003-10-23 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cierrablue.livejournal.com
I take it you've never spoken to Rob Halford's ex-lovers. I hear he's into the hurt, dude. \m/

Date: 2003-10-23 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cierrablue.livejournal.com
*rolls eyes*

Date: 2003-10-24 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Nah, I looked much better in my senior portrait. I had one of those tuxedo T-shirts on, ya know.

Date: 2003-10-24 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Don't mock me, woman, I'm getting back to my ROOTS! ;-)

Date: 2003-10-24 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh, boy. "Eat Me Alive" and "Love Bites" indeed. ;)

Date: 2003-10-24 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoe.livejournal.com
niether do i... i bet he has a mullet. Just kidding.

Date: 2003-10-24 10:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulujenna.livejournal.com
coy boy toy!!!

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