that's a wicked toenail, dude

[wickedflea]

Man, y'all are lame. The "jacking him up with hot water" quote is obviously from American Movie. How could you not know that? It's from the scene where Mark is bathing Uncle Bill.

Hey, etiquette question. You're working at a fast-food restaurant. A middle-aged woman comes out of the bathroom. You notice that she has a 9-inch strip of toilet paper hanging out the back of her pants.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually I probably shoulda let you pick more than one; I did options #2 and #4.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was a butthead.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

I chose "Pretend you didn't see it". Woman who pull the old TP-strip trick are just doing it for attention.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know you're into that stuff.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

LOL! NICE ICON!
And no, I'm not into the TP-Strips. I'm obsessed with the chicks who walk out of the bathroom with the paper toilet seat cover sticking out of the back of their pants.
-p

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Good Morning! On the advice of Jill, I added you to my friends list. She said you were fun to read, and we all know that Jill is the bomb-diggity, so I followed her advice.

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

dude, you have to tell her. i once savaged (and not in a sexual way) a male student worker for letting me go to a meeting with RED LIPSTICK ON MY FRONT TEETH. urgh! don't worry, you're not hurting our feelings. you're saving us from a fashion disaster.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I told you I was a bad person. :( But no, you're right. I feel bad about it, and if it happens again, I'll tell the poor lady. Right after I run in the kitchen, grab Charlie Lee Pannell by the arm, and say, "Hey, LOOK!!!"

[lulujenna.livejournal.com]

well, yeah, of course!

[i-am-in-here.livejournal.com]

Well, I might not have known that, but I know your icon is from The River's Edge!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right you are! Good eye. :)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I never understood how people can get toilet paper hanging out of the back of their pants, especially a long piece like that.