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[wickedflea]

When I walk in my building and smell other tenants' food cooking, it always smells like store-brand Ass Whiz. But when I cook, my food smells GOOD yo. Except, yanno, when I deep fry.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Except, yanno, when I deep fry.

>>Pickles, for example?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

dat's right. I think I'm gonna start breaking into other people's apartments to use my deep fryer so I can keep my pad minty fresh.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Store-brand Ass Whiz? You mean the name brand is better?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

More authentic.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

"Now with 20% more ass!"

[nonamejane.livejournal.com]

I would love to hear what your neighbor's have said about your pickle frying....