wickedflea | (no subject)

I took this last year, but it pretty much captures my current mood. Yes, I'm aware that I look like a retarded boxer.

That needs to be a christmas card. Indeed.

Good idea!!! I've been trying to think of a good one to do.

With an excerpt from Harlan Ellison's "Fuck Christmas" essay, the family will love it!

yo yo yo!
thug!

in tha muthaphuggin hizzouse

WORD!

HAHA That rules!

I'm gonna start walking around looking like this all the time. I'll bet kids will give me their lunch money without my even mugging them.

Nah... it's Dukey Sharpei, the toothless Proctologist Rapper.

I'm RUTHLESS, not toothless.

I don't believe you're ruthless for a minute, you old softy.

Damn, I knew I wasn't gonna fool anyone. :(

You look more like a disgruntled longshoreman.

I used to have winter gloves like that.

What exactly is a longshoreman, anyway? Maybe it's a gig I should look into.

I love it!

You look like you need a cupcake.

I could definitely use a cupcake.

May I hire you out? I know a few people who need your brand of cheer, mister.

Absolutely! I'm all about spreading the cheer. ;)

Bulldog McBruster Strike Again!!

Dude, that pic rocks. You made the pepsi squirt out my nose.
Bastard.
;-)

SCORE! I love when I make people do that. :)

But it burnssssss

You totally got me, I swear. That pic is stellar.