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Jan. 6th, 2004 05:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaGood fucking lord, people~ Why didn't someone tell me what the word "gleet" really means before now?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? For years I've been using it to mean the little spray of saliva that sometimes shoots from your mouth when you're really hungry, and come to find out it means--something entirely different!!!
frackinfrickin: spam of the day:
frackinfrickin: from: Countrified S. Cattle
frackinfrickin: Subject: cat-whistles bisphenoid birdbath's
frackinfrickin: turned out to be just some kinda nude Jessica Simpson thing though
GoreygalX: what the?! lol
frackinfrickin: I know! weird
GoreygalX: eww she's heinous
frackinfrickin: for REAL. I got no interest in seeing her fake ass naked
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: good lord! I had no idea Whitey had such a sordid life
GoreygalX: damn!
frackinfrickin: I know! Dennis the Menace was all fucked up too
GoreygalX: yeah i knew about him...but whitney! whitey!!!!
GoreygalX: whitney?! lol
frackinfrickin: I know! I thought he was a nice boy
frackinfrickin: I wonder what ever happened to Lumpy
GoreygalX: who was lumpy?
frackinfrickin: Lumpy was Clarence Rutherford, Wally's big, sorta whiney friend
frackinfrickin: wait, I think I may have actually made a post about this...
GoreygalX: i never really liked that show
frackinfrickin: I did for a while, until I realized it was BUNK
GoreygalX: you made a post about lumpy?!
GoreygalX: haha
frackinfrickin: grrr, I can't find it
GoreygalX: just found this gem on my LJ friends list haha
GoreygalX: that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen to me lol
frackinfrickin: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: "Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as."
frackinfrickin: HENS yo
GoreygalX: LOL
GoreygalX: i love the internet :-)
frackinfrickin: good lord, I didn't even realize the first time I read it that it's penis AND nut sack--I was thinking just the sack, which would be difficult enough
frackinfrickin: HAW
GoreygalX: that's gotta hurt both parties
frackinfrickin: most definitely! what if you got STUCK? that'd be one helluva 911 call
frackinfrickin: not to mention ambulance ride
GoreygalX: bwhahahahahaha
frackinfrickin: dammit, that lumpy thing bugs me! I found the lj comment e-mail, but the link doesn't work
GoreygalX: lumpy has forsaken you
frackinfrickin: I'm thwarted in my pursuit of lumpitude
frackinfrickin: stymied even
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: good lord, I've had this journal for three years
GoreygalX: i've had mine since nov 2001
frackinfrickin: I opened the acct. in Dec. 2000 but didn't post until Jan.
GoreygalX: doesn't seem that long at all
GoreygalX: i never even wanted the damn thing in the first place and now i can't imagine life without it hehe
frackinfrickin: the MS part seems like forever ago, but at the same time it doesn't seem like almost 2.5 yrs since I moved here
frackinfrickin: hehe!
GoreygalX: i look back at old entries and i was still as silly and retarded as always :-)
frackinfrickin: finally!
frackinfrickin: retarded, hahaha
GoreygalX: i just got your msg on my phone! weird
frackinfrickin: strange! I think a lot of times they enter some sorta freak zone
GoreygalX: hahahaha
GoreygalX: elmer fudd and eddie haskell doing the wild thing?! you are a twisted man.
GoreygalX: *mwah*
frackinfrickin: LOL *mwah* back atcha, you sweet l'il retard ;-)
GoreygalX: :D
frackinfrickin: oh man, I'm flashing on some comedian doing an imitation of Elmer Fudd getting head
GoreygalX: i think i saw that
GoreygalX: i wish i could remember who it was though
frackinfrickin: I wanna say it was Eddie Murphy, but then that doesn't seem right somehow
GoreygalX: no but he did do a bit about jackie gleason and art carny i think hehe
frackinfrickin: oh god, I just noticed the word "queaf" on that link for the dog in the bathtub thing. when I was home, I just happened to tell my mom what that word means. damned if I can remember how it came up, though!
frackinfrickin: right, I remember that! homina homina homina
GoreygalX: bwhahahaa
GoreygalX: LOL
frackinfrickin: maybe I tried to play queaf in boggle
GoreygalX: that is awesome that you came out with a spelling for that hahaa
frackinfrickin: LOL
GoreygalX: what did your mom say?! lol
frackinfrickin: for a long time I thought that word was something that was used only in my high school--I was shocked when I moved elsewhere and heard someone say it
frackinfrickin: hahaha, I think she laughed but kinda looked at me funny
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: did you ever hear the word "gleet"?
GoreygalX: jenn taught me that word-go figure
frackinfrickin: bwahahaha
GoreygalX: yep!
frackinfrickin: that's always embarassing when you sit down to lunch with someone and gleet across the table
GoreygalX: il earned that word perusing my medical dictionary at work one day
GoreygalX: i hate when that happens yo!
frackinfrickin: it was in the medical dictionary???
GoreygalX: are we thinking of 2 different words? lol
frackinfrickin: omfg, I think we're talking about two different things! I wasn't talking about this, hahahahaha!
frackinfrickin: OMFG that's hilarious
frackinfrickin: we always used it to mean--well, you know how sometimes you'll salivate and it'll shoot out of your mouth?
frackinfrickin: like this little spray off your tongue or out of the side of your mouth
GoreygalX: yeah
GoreygalX: i've never heard that referred to as gleet! hahaha
frackinfrickin: and I certainly never heard it used to mean mucopurulent discharge from the urethra!
GoreygalX: LMAO
frackinfrickin: and I DAMN sure never gleeted across the table in that sense! :-D
frackinfrickin: that's fuggin' hilarious
GoreygalX: BWHAHAHAHAA
GoreygalX: i am like literally laughing hysterically out loud.
frackinfrickin: now THAT one probably was peculiar to my high school. good lord, couldn't we have picked a better word?!?!?!?!
frackinfrickin: HAHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: that's like using the word smegma to mean, I dunno, facial hair!!!
GoreygalX: *dies*
GoreygalX: LMAO
frackinfrickin: "Say, Dan, why don't ya get rid of that smegma on your chin? And stop gleeting at me!"
GoreygalX: damn it i had just stopped laughing
GoreygalX: LMAO
GoreygalX: my tummy hurts from laughing
GoreygalX: "stop gleeting at me"-best. phrase. ever
frackinfrickin: LOLOLOLOLOL
frackinfrickin: and I';m heree at WORK trying to stifle this laugh!!!
GoreygalX: let it oud and then just put your head down and pretend you are sobbing
GoreygalX: Mooooom! Billy's gleeting at me again!!
frackinfrickin: reminds me of one Hustler cartoon I saw with this yokel coming in from the pasture and this Elly Mae-looking girl saying, "MOMMA! Billy's got cow shit on his pecker again!"
GoreygalX: LOL
frackinfrickin: OK, this whole conversation gets posted
GoreygalX: All I remember from Hustler is this chick that had her head stuck though a toilet bowl
frackinfrickin: they had some FOUL cartoons, yo
GoreygalX: that wasn't a cartoon!
frackinfrickin: ACKCKCK
GoreygalX: she was just a classy broad :-)
frackinfrickin: bwahahaha
frackinfrickin: I saw one one time with a girl with three tits
frackinfrickin: Larry Flynt, what a renaissance man
GoreygalX: real or cartoon?
frackinfrickin: REAL yo
GoreygalX: coool!
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: and the captions were all saying how beautiful it was that she3 was so blessed
frackinfrickin: oh boy oh boy, that was some funny shit :P
GoreygalX: yeah she was the most popular girl in the freak show
GoreygalX: hehe
frackinfrickin: hahaha, heck yah
frackinfrickin: I'll bet that motherfucker could gleet a country mile too
GoreygalX: LOL
GoreygalX: that's like my favorite word now
frackinfrickin: HAW
frackinfrickin: thank dog it was you who helped me discover this! can you imagine if I'd just dropped it into conversation at the water cooler? "Yeah boy, when I smelled that pecan pie, I just gleeted all over myself."
GoreygalX: *falls over laughing*
GoreygalX: OMFG
frackinfrickin: I gotta come up with a band name with that word in it
GoreygalX: The Gleetastics
frackinfrickin: LOL
frackinfrickin: Gleet Disaster
GoreygalX: lol
GoreygalX: Gleetronix
frackinfrickin: hehehe, sounds like a Gap Band type group
frackinfrickin: "You Dropped the Gleet on Me"
GoreygalX: BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: LOLOLOL
GoreygalX: i should have seen that coming but you blindsided me!
frackinfrickin: *dies again*
frackinfrickin: blindsided with gleet. *FWAP*
GoreygalX: ew ew ew ew ew lol
frackinfrickin: OK, I'm gonna go put my dog in the bathtub, if ya know what I mean. (That does mean "leave work," right? RIGHT?)
GoreygalX: LMAO
frackinfrickin: spam of the day:
frackinfrickin: from: Countrified S. Cattle
frackinfrickin: Subject: cat-whistles bisphenoid birdbath's
frackinfrickin: turned out to be just some kinda nude Jessica Simpson thing though
GoreygalX: what the?! lol
frackinfrickin: I know! weird
GoreygalX: eww she's heinous
frackinfrickin: for REAL. I got no interest in seeing her fake ass naked
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: good lord! I had no idea Whitey had such a sordid life
GoreygalX: damn!
frackinfrickin: I know! Dennis the Menace was all fucked up too
GoreygalX: yeah i knew about him...but whitney! whitey!!!!
GoreygalX: whitney?! lol
frackinfrickin: I know! I thought he was a nice boy
frackinfrickin: I wonder what ever happened to Lumpy
GoreygalX: who was lumpy?
frackinfrickin: Lumpy was Clarence Rutherford, Wally's big, sorta whiney friend
frackinfrickin: wait, I think I may have actually made a post about this...
GoreygalX: i never really liked that show
frackinfrickin: I did for a while, until I realized it was BUNK
GoreygalX: you made a post about lumpy?!
GoreygalX: haha
frackinfrickin: grrr, I can't find it
GoreygalX: just found this gem on my LJ friends list haha
GoreygalX: that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen to me lol
frackinfrickin: BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: "Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as."
frackinfrickin: HENS yo
GoreygalX: LOL
GoreygalX: i love the internet :-)
frackinfrickin: good lord, I didn't even realize the first time I read it that it's penis AND nut sack--I was thinking just the sack, which would be difficult enough
frackinfrickin: HAW
GoreygalX: that's gotta hurt both parties
frackinfrickin: most definitely! what if you got STUCK? that'd be one helluva 911 call
frackinfrickin: not to mention ambulance ride
GoreygalX: bwhahahahahaha
frackinfrickin: dammit, that lumpy thing bugs me! I found the lj comment e-mail, but the link doesn't work
GoreygalX: lumpy has forsaken you
frackinfrickin: I'm thwarted in my pursuit of lumpitude
frackinfrickin: stymied even
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: good lord, I've had this journal for three years
GoreygalX: i've had mine since nov 2001
frackinfrickin: I opened the acct. in Dec. 2000 but didn't post until Jan.
GoreygalX: doesn't seem that long at all
GoreygalX: i never even wanted the damn thing in the first place and now i can't imagine life without it hehe
frackinfrickin: the MS part seems like forever ago, but at the same time it doesn't seem like almost 2.5 yrs since I moved here
frackinfrickin: hehe!
GoreygalX: i look back at old entries and i was still as silly and retarded as always :-)
frackinfrickin: finally!
frackinfrickin: retarded, hahaha
GoreygalX: i just got your msg on my phone! weird
frackinfrickin: strange! I think a lot of times they enter some sorta freak zone
GoreygalX: hahahaha
GoreygalX: elmer fudd and eddie haskell doing the wild thing?! you are a twisted man.
GoreygalX: *mwah*
frackinfrickin: LOL *mwah* back atcha, you sweet l'il retard ;-)
GoreygalX: :D
frackinfrickin: oh man, I'm flashing on some comedian doing an imitation of Elmer Fudd getting head
GoreygalX: i think i saw that
GoreygalX: i wish i could remember who it was though
frackinfrickin: I wanna say it was Eddie Murphy, but then that doesn't seem right somehow
GoreygalX: no but he did do a bit about jackie gleason and art carny i think hehe
frackinfrickin: oh god, I just noticed the word "queaf" on that link for the dog in the bathtub thing. when I was home, I just happened to tell my mom what that word means. damned if I can remember how it came up, though!
frackinfrickin: right, I remember that! homina homina homina
GoreygalX: bwhahahaa
GoreygalX: LOL
frackinfrickin: maybe I tried to play queaf in boggle
GoreygalX: that is awesome that you came out with a spelling for that hahaa
frackinfrickin: LOL
GoreygalX: what did your mom say?! lol
frackinfrickin: for a long time I thought that word was something that was used only in my high school--I was shocked when I moved elsewhere and heard someone say it
frackinfrickin: hahaha, I think she laughed but kinda looked at me funny
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: did you ever hear the word "gleet"?
GoreygalX: jenn taught me that word-go figure
frackinfrickin: bwahahaha
GoreygalX: yep!
frackinfrickin: that's always embarassing when you sit down to lunch with someone and gleet across the table
GoreygalX: il earned that word perusing my medical dictionary at work one day
GoreygalX: i hate when that happens yo!
frackinfrickin: it was in the medical dictionary???
GoreygalX: are we thinking of 2 different words? lol
frackinfrickin: omfg, I think we're talking about two different things! I wasn't talking about this, hahahahaha!
frackinfrickin: OMFG that's hilarious
frackinfrickin: we always used it to mean--well, you know how sometimes you'll salivate and it'll shoot out of your mouth?
frackinfrickin: like this little spray off your tongue or out of the side of your mouth
GoreygalX: yeah
GoreygalX: i've never heard that referred to as gleet! hahaha
frackinfrickin: and I certainly never heard it used to mean mucopurulent discharge from the urethra!
GoreygalX: LMAO
frackinfrickin: and I DAMN sure never gleeted across the table in that sense! :-D
frackinfrickin: that's fuggin' hilarious
GoreygalX: BWHAHAHAHAA
GoreygalX: i am like literally laughing hysterically out loud.
frackinfrickin: now THAT one probably was peculiar to my high school. good lord, couldn't we have picked a better word?!?!?!?!
frackinfrickin: HAHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: that's like using the word smegma to mean, I dunno, facial hair!!!
GoreygalX: *dies*
GoreygalX: LMAO
frackinfrickin: "Say, Dan, why don't ya get rid of that smegma on your chin? And stop gleeting at me!"
GoreygalX: damn it i had just stopped laughing
GoreygalX: LMAO
GoreygalX: my tummy hurts from laughing
GoreygalX: "stop gleeting at me"-best. phrase. ever
frackinfrickin: LOLOLOLOLOL
frackinfrickin: and I';m heree at WORK trying to stifle this laugh!!!
GoreygalX: let it oud and then just put your head down and pretend you are sobbing
GoreygalX: Mooooom! Billy's gleeting at me again!!
frackinfrickin: reminds me of one Hustler cartoon I saw with this yokel coming in from the pasture and this Elly Mae-looking girl saying, "MOMMA! Billy's got cow shit on his pecker again!"
GoreygalX: LOL
frackinfrickin: OK, this whole conversation gets posted
GoreygalX: All I remember from Hustler is this chick that had her head stuck though a toilet bowl
frackinfrickin: they had some FOUL cartoons, yo
GoreygalX: that wasn't a cartoon!
frackinfrickin: ACKCKCK
GoreygalX: she was just a classy broad :-)
frackinfrickin: bwahahaha
frackinfrickin: I saw one one time with a girl with three tits
frackinfrickin: Larry Flynt, what a renaissance man
GoreygalX: real or cartoon?
frackinfrickin: REAL yo
GoreygalX: coool!
GoreygalX: lol
frackinfrickin: and the captions were all saying how beautiful it was that she3 was so blessed
frackinfrickin: oh boy oh boy, that was some funny shit :P
GoreygalX: yeah she was the most popular girl in the freak show
GoreygalX: hehe
frackinfrickin: hahaha, heck yah
frackinfrickin: I'll bet that motherfucker could gleet a country mile too
GoreygalX: LOL
GoreygalX: that's like my favorite word now
frackinfrickin: HAW
frackinfrickin: thank dog it was you who helped me discover this! can you imagine if I'd just dropped it into conversation at the water cooler? "Yeah boy, when I smelled that pecan pie, I just gleeted all over myself."
GoreygalX: *falls over laughing*
GoreygalX: OMFG
frackinfrickin: I gotta come up with a band name with that word in it
GoreygalX: The Gleetastics
frackinfrickin: LOL
frackinfrickin: Gleet Disaster
GoreygalX: lol
GoreygalX: Gleetronix
frackinfrickin: hehehe, sounds like a Gap Band type group
frackinfrickin: "You Dropped the Gleet on Me"
GoreygalX: BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA
frackinfrickin: LOLOLOL
GoreygalX: i should have seen that coming but you blindsided me!
frackinfrickin: *dies again*
frackinfrickin: blindsided with gleet. *FWAP*
GoreygalX: ew ew ew ew ew lol
frackinfrickin: OK, I'm gonna go put my dog in the bathtub, if ya know what I mean. (That does mean "leave work," right? RIGHT?)
GoreygalX: LMAO
