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Tongiht I was at the Stop & Shop seafood counter and saw a little girl point behind the glass and tell her mother: "Look! I see Nemo!" She seemed to be quite happy to find her cartoon hero gutted and on display. Sick little bugger!

Then I had a discussion with the Tennessee-born seafood guy about how people up here don't know what the fuck they're doing when it comes to barbecue. Dude said every time he goes to what people call a barbecue around here, he has to tell 'em, "That ain't no barbecue--that's a weenie roll!"

I heard part of a Home Depot commercial earlier that started, "Do you want to tame your turf?" I got an insane kick out of the term "tame your turf." Call me Butt-head
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