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Jan. 16th, 2002 08:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaMe: "Hello?"
Unnamed wretch: "Yes, Mr. Heller, I'm calling from AT&T to offer you a great new plan that will save you money on your long-distance calls. May I ask who your current long-distance carrier is?"
Me: "Well, actually, I get it through a friend."
(long pause)
Unnamed wretch: "You're not interested in saving money on your long-distance calls?"
Me: "No -- you see, he's threatened to beat my ass if I even think about changing."
Unnamed wretch (chuckling): "Why?"
Me: "Hell, I don't know -- he's just like that. I suspect no home training as a youngster."
Unnamed wretch (still chuckling): "OK, well, if you have any questions about AT&T, call 1-800-555-1234."
Me: "Fine, thanks a lot."
Unnamed wretch: "Yes, Mr. Heller, I'm calling from AT&T to offer you a great new plan that will save you money on your long-distance calls. May I ask who your current long-distance carrier is?"
Me: "Well, actually, I get it through a friend."
(long pause)
Unnamed wretch: "You're not interested in saving money on your long-distance calls?"
Me: "No -- you see, he's threatened to beat my ass if I even think about changing."
Unnamed wretch (chuckling): "Why?"
Me: "Hell, I don't know -- he's just like that. I suspect no home training as a youngster."
Unnamed wretch (still chuckling): "OK, well, if you have any questions about AT&T, call 1-800-555-1234."
Me: "Fine, thanks a lot."
