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[wickedflea]

My birthday is three weeks from tomorrow. I want an iPod. Let's do this thing, folks. Three bucks and two smacks across the fuckin' mouth from each one of you and I'll be on like a pot of neckbones.

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Only TWO smacks across the mouth?

Man you're no fun.
*sigh*

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

Paypal!

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

I'll gladly give you three bucks if I can smack you twice across the fuckin' mouth.

That's a hell of a bargain.

you big manly beefcake, you

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Man, this could be a veritable gold mine. There are probably scores of people who would take that deal.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You can abuse me all you want, my dear.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

chris@chrisheller.net for anyone who's feeling incredibly generous. =)

Re: you big manly beefcake, you

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Got any Blue Oyster Cult? ;)

Ha!

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

At first I thought you called M a "big manly beefSTICK".

Man, I need to go lay down.

*punches you in the mouth*

Re: Ha!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No, that's what YOU call him. :P

Re: you big manly beefcake, you

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NO, I don't have any Blue Oyster Cult! I ate thirty-four pairs last time through--where were you? I was this close to working at 7-11!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you kick the most ass. Thank you so much! I will earmark it for the fund. :)

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

Duuuuude don't get an iPod...get an iRiver (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000EI9VR/qid=1094839739/sr=8-1/ref=pd_cps_1/104-1666268-3983149?v=glance&s=pc&n=507846) instead...sooo much better.

Re: Ha!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I thought you would want to know that this comment was so offensive that it ended up in my spam folder. =)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's probably what I'll end up getting. I was jujst reading the reviews on Amazon and it sounds like it kicks ass!