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wickedfleaI woke up this morning with a powerful hankering for bratwurst. I hadn't had bratwurst for probably four years. But I had me some fuggin' bratwurst tonight, eh. And it was most excellent.
I'm now taking offers for Situations. Whatever ya got--make me an offer. Cabana boy/love slave? I'm there. Seafood clerk at your local fishmongery? Sign me up. Leading man in your production of Death and the Maiden? Sho thang. I'll do pretty much anything but watersports and food service. Oh yeah, and dancing. Wicked Flea does not dance.
If I ever form another band, the first order of business will be to work up "Into the Void." Any band worth its salt should be able to tune down to C# and rock the funky Sabbath before they learn to do anything else.
I have the windows open and it smells like SKUNK up in here. When I lived in southwest Virginia, I thought that was the skunkiest place on earth, but it's got nothing on Connecticut. There, I only smelled skunk when I got on the road, but here it's quite common for me to smell skunk in my apartment here.
I've known at least one person who likes the smell of skunk. WTF? Muphugga probably likes the smell of funky ass too.
I'm now taking offers for Situations. Whatever ya got--make me an offer. Cabana boy/love slave? I'm there. Seafood clerk at your local fishmongery? Sign me up. Leading man in your production of Death and the Maiden? Sho thang. I'll do pretty much anything but watersports and food service. Oh yeah, and dancing. Wicked Flea does not dance.
If I ever form another band, the first order of business will be to work up "Into the Void." Any band worth its salt should be able to tune down to C# and rock the funky Sabbath before they learn to do anything else.
I have the windows open and it smells like SKUNK up in here. When I lived in southwest Virginia, I thought that was the skunkiest place on earth, but it's got nothing on Connecticut. There, I only smelled skunk when I got on the road, but here it's quite common for me to smell skunk in my apartment here.
I've known at least one person who likes the smell of skunk. WTF? Muphugga probably likes the smell of funky ass too.
