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So I guess New Orleans made it through Ivan in pretty good shape. It always seems to somehow. It's bound to sink one day, and when it does, that's when I check out. I don't want to live in a world with no New Orleans. Even if I've only been there once in the last eight years or so, it's still just about my favorite place on earth. Even as fond as I've grown of NYC in the last three years, it's hard to put it above the Big Easy.

It's a weird place. Maybe that inevitable-sinking thing has something to do with the decadent mood of the city. Like, yeah, we could all go down at any moment, but right now we're here, so fuck it--let's get it on.

I once read an interview with some rock star--I think it was either Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, or that guy from Pantera--where the guy said something like, "Florida is where old people go to die. New Orleans is where young people go to die." I thought that was right on. I remember seeing all those gutterpunks down there--kids under 20 who were basically already homeless drunks. If I'd ever gotten the balls to move to New Orleans, I'd probably have ended up like those kids. I used to think about New Orleans all the time when all I was doing was drinking, trying to figure out some way that I could get down there and . . . well, who knows what I thought I was gonna do besides drink. Obviously, I never figured out anything that seemed like a workable plan. Good thing, for if I was hopeless in Pulaski, VA, I woulda been pathetically hopeless in New Orleans. From what I've heard, it's not an easy place to live. The two close friends I had who moved to New Orleans both moved out within a couple of years because the crime and everything else was just too much. Anyway.

Speaking of New Orleans, I re-read A Confederacy of Dunces for about the twentieth time a couple of weeks ago. What an awesome book. I was reading it with an eye toward how it would come across as a movie (I'd just read that the planned production starring Will Ferrell has been canned), and really I just don't think it would work. A good portion of the book is Ignatius's journal entries, and that would be a big loss. And while some of the dialogue would go to the screen perfectly, Ignatius's speech just wouldn't work. It's genius on the page, but I just cannot imagine anyone getting the delivery right, even someone as good as Philip Seymour Hoffman. Least of all Will Ferrell--who's funny, but come on, we're talking about one of the greatest characters in literature, not the cowbell player from Blue Oyster Cult.

If they do ever film it, though, I want to be Jones, the janitor at the Night of Joy. I can totally do him.

Date: 2004-09-16 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com
"I don't want to live in a world with no New Orleans."

hear hear! i love that dirty, reckless, drunk, slow and easy city.

oh, and confederacy of dunces is one of my all time favorite books too. : ) and i don't want this to be a movie either. boo.

Date: 2004-09-16 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dob.livejournal.com
It was probably Manson who said that. He's from here, while Reznor is from Cleveland and the guy from Pantera's from Texas. Don't ask me how I know this.

Date: 2004-09-16 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] yobbo once stayed in the hotel room where Johnny Thunders died.

Date: 2004-09-16 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com
I could smell that post.

Yeah, there's a good reason I've never been to New Orleans. I'm afraid I'd be too tempted.

Date: 2004-09-16 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diamond-j.livejournal.com
I love Will Ferrell, but I am so glad that movie got canned.
CoD is one of the greatest books of all time, and sadly, not at all movie material.
Hauntedskipper and I are in love with New Orleans...we even got married there. I'm glad it's been spared ( for the most part.)
I don't think I could live there though...not without lots of money and life insurance.

Date: 2004-09-16 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yep. For a time there was talk of John Waters directing it, and that would have been interesting--but still, his is a different kind of humor. I just don't see it ever working.

Date: 2004-09-16 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yeah, but Reznor lives in NO now and the Pantera dude at least spends a lot of time there. I know he owns some whacked-out haunted house thing there.

And don't ask me how I know that either.

Date: 2004-09-16 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Boo yaa! I've always wanted to be able to post smells. =)

That sucks, cuz you'd dig it the most. But yeah, that intoxicating feel the city has can get a hold of ya mighty quick.

Date: 2004-09-16 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hi! And car insurance, and disaster insurance . . . :) I dunno--early twenties is probably the time to live in New Orleans, and I passed that a long time ago. :\

Date: 2004-09-16 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Nice! I've always wanted to go to the Chelsea Hotel in NYC and ask for the Sid and Nancy room. :)

yes

Date: 2004-09-16 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nationofsheep.livejournal.com
Good description of New Orleans! Reminds me of a Chinese Cult flick called Beijing Rocks (I know, this is totally obscure but I live in fucking China) where they are interviewing this scenester and he says, "We all start out as suckers and end up as assholes!" The quote reminded me of this because of the punk truth that rings in it.

I love the conf of dunces. I can't see how it would be done. I think it should be done the way Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Animation Festival used to have a soundtrack that they would get a half dozen animators to animate. That was way cool. I think the only way to do dunces justice is to have half a dozen directos do it simultaneously and then have a week long festival that shows the versions on consecutive days. The Confederacy of Dunces Film Festival. It could be in New Orleans.

My son's name is Ignatius. But we did that so we could call him Iggy. Love the name. He rocks.

Date: 2004-09-16 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faerywren.livejournal.com
I re-read A Confederacy of Dunces for about the twentieth time a couple of weeks ago.

I've got that book out from the library right now. I'll read it when I get done with Naked Comes the Manatee.

Date: 2004-09-16 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Oh, let me know how Manatee is! Sounds like fun.

Date: 2004-09-17 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hauntedskipper.livejournal.com
Brian Warner (aka Manson) is from South Florida.
He used to open up for my band every time we played Miami.
My wife (who also lived in South Florida) was Gidget's (AKA Brad, the first bassist) girldfriend's best friend.

Brian moved to N.O. during the recording of AntiChrist Superstar to be near Trent's N.O. recording studio (Nothing Studios - which is in a refurbed funeral home somewhere in the northern CBD, I believe).
As far as I know, Brian has been in Los Angelas ever since then.

But, it does sound more like something Brian would say than Trent would.

Date: 2004-09-17 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dob.livejournal.com
what was you band? I know Brian is from here, haha, I said that.

Date: 2004-09-17 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hauntedskipper.livejournal.com
Oh!
I thought when you said "from here" you were implying that you live in New Orleans.
I didn't think to look at your user info and stuff.
Oops. ;)

Date: 2004-09-18 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dob.livejournal.com
oh haha, I remember them. They still play every once and a while I think, right?

Date: 2004-09-23 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hauntedskipper.livejournal.com
Only the singer remains of the original line-up.
Her husband was playing bass but I recently heard that he went back to his old band for a tour or two.
Other than that, I believe they're still at it.
Although, they go through drummers very much like Spinal Tap.

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