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[wickedflea]

I just sneezed all over my monitor. GORF.

Officer Pulls Over Man Wearing Panties For Drunken Driving

They make panties for drunken driving?

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[jetgirl23.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAA!

[starflow.livejournal.com]

I unknowingly bought a pair of those. They forced me to drive drunk. I'm pleased an article has finally been written about them, validating my claim of "the undies made me do it!"

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Gotta have someplace to shove the open bottle, I guess.

Love how they called him "an experienced teacher." And the description of the little black dress was a h00t.

I learn something from you every day, o Flea.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's in Medina, OH. That is where we got stuck with the broken truck when we were moving down and stayed in the Comfort Inn for, like, a week. I swear, that is a negative energy vortex.

Mani said he didn't know cops could wear panties to pull people over.

I'll bet that guy's HS class is having the laugh of a lifetime over this.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Out here they have signs that say "Drunk driver call 911."

"911. What is your emergency?"
"Help! I'm drunk!"

[karakristine.livejournal.com]

My middle school Math teacher was caught jacking off in a ladies dressing room wearing lingerie. Let's just say he wasn't back in school that Monday like this guy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Did you get them at the same place that sells the vibrating panties?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I get a kick that, on this occasion, he completed the ensemble with a hoodie.

Officer: "Sir, why are you wearing a hoodie?"

Perpetrator: "I was cold!"

Officer: "Yeah. Ya know what's good for that? PANTS."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I really do believe that certain places have inordinately high levels of Weirdness. Apparently (Funky Cold?) Medina is one of those.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

"And there are all these sober drivers on the road! Somebody help!"

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

(Funky Cold?) Medina

Bwahahahaha... Funky Cold Medina. Leave it to you.

They did have an excellent grocery store with a whole aisle of self-serve loose candy and nuts and stuff. That was righteous.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

How could you even GO back to school after that? I think most people would just pack up their thongs and hit the road.

I remember a guy who was the band director at my hometown's private school (I went to public, so I didn't know him) getting arrested at the Fudge Palace, a roadside park just outside of town that was a hotbed of gay prostitution. I think they ran his ass outta town IMMEDIATELY.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

I have a pair of those for every day of the week.

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

I think most people would just pack up their thongs and hit the road.

hahaha

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

This situation reminds me of Breakfast of Champions.