(no subject)
Jan. 5th, 2005 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaIt amuses me to no end when people stumble upon Love Letters from Vlad through search engines, particularly when they've searched for something like "armwrestling muscleboys." They must think, "What in God's name am I reading?" Serves 'em right, though. Fricks.
On a slightly more disturbing note, I'm pretty sure that my boss has read the Vlad stuff. I was talking with her a while back about how I used to have long hair, and she said, "Oh yeah! You've showed me a picture." I ain't never showed her no pitcher of me with long hair, so she must have seen it there. No big deal (I did put it on the Int0rweb under my own name, after all)--it's just kinda funny to think of her reading about my big floppy titties.
It's snowing like hell. That's what I get for marveling yesterday at what a mild winter we've had so far. :\ At least it's not sticking. It's almost like rain, actually.
Marveling. Marvel. That's kind of a weird word. I think if I ever father a child, I'll name him or her Marvel. Maybe I'll even pronounce it with the emphasis on the second syllable. MarVEL.
I keep getting holes in the front of my boxers, and now I have one in the crotch of this pair of fairly new jeans. I think my wangdoodle is trying to break free. Or maybe it's outgrowing my pants.
Ashlee Simpson performed at the Orange Bowl last night, and people were booing her ass off. She has the thinnest voice I've ever heard. Why is she famous again?
I wonder what the Brothers Grunt are doing these days.
On a slightly more disturbing note, I'm pretty sure that my boss has read the Vlad stuff. I was talking with her a while back about how I used to have long hair, and she said, "Oh yeah! You've showed me a picture." I ain't never showed her no pitcher of me with long hair, so she must have seen it there. No big deal (I did put it on the Int0rweb under my own name, after all)--it's just kinda funny to think of her reading about my big floppy titties.
It's snowing like hell. That's what I get for marveling yesterday at what a mild winter we've had so far. :\ At least it's not sticking. It's almost like rain, actually.
Marveling. Marvel. That's kind of a weird word. I think if I ever father a child, I'll name him or her Marvel. Maybe I'll even pronounce it with the emphasis on the second syllable. MarVEL.
I keep getting holes in the front of my boxers, and now I have one in the crotch of this pair of fairly new jeans. I think my wangdoodle is trying to break free. Or maybe it's outgrowing my pants.
Ashlee Simpson performed at the Orange Bowl last night, and people were booing her ass off. She has the thinnest voice I've ever heard. Why is she famous again?
I wonder what the Brothers Grunt are doing these days.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 05:35 pm (UTC)Thank you.
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 07:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 07:26 pm (UTC)I think something in my head just broke reading that. You know when you laugh so hard you feel something kind of snap? Yeah.
I'm naming my child "Horseface". My grandfather will be sad if I don't.
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 07:27 pm (UTC)http://www.blackvaginafinder.com/tgpp/track/trackd.html
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 08:12 pm (UTC)oh...and names...
Date: 2005-01-05 08:14 pm (UTC)yeah
Date: 2005-01-05 09:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 09:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 09:34 pm (UTC)I like you with the short hair. Don't feel badly, I say the same thing to my husband, who also is an ex-hair farmer.
;)
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 09:46 pm (UTC)Errrrrmmm, wait--actually it is. ;)
no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 10:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 11:55 pm (UTC)grunts own.