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[wickedflea]

SexuallyExplicit: Ass is the new vagina

Comments

[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

They're so behind. Everyone knows that ass was last season's vagina. This year, retarded is the new vagina (as well as the new Williamsburg).

[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

Also: note the subtlety of the first line of my last post. Oh well. It WAS subtle.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I got it the first time. Derek St. Hubbins would be proud. :)

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

you love smut.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

when will a five year old's ass be the new vagina?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Tell that to Tampax.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Ew, ew, EW!!!!

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

Somewhere, the world's proctologists and gynocologists are having a summit to discuss this crisis...

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

hahahahhahahahhah

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

ahem...that would be gynecologists...

[(Anonymous)]

Yeahyeahyeah, that's what my last boyfriend use to tell me all the time.

;)

-ME

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

Chris Haas?

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

I like it better with the "O".
Besides, why should people who make a living by sticking their fingers in other people's asses get all the "O"s, anyway?
Selfish, ass-plunging bastards.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You little mutha! :P

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOL. Thank dog it wasn't.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

The Great ProctoGyn Clusterfuck of 2005!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

BWARK. The time is probably coming soon. :\

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

"My Parents Went to the The Great ProctoGyn Clusterfuck of 2005, and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt."