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[wickedflea]

I have to post this every once in a while just because it's so freaky.

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=23072226

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[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

Hahaha whoa, that is SO WEIRD. It's not like it could really be a wrong number, he said, "Hey Chris." Maybe some dude with the same name as you placed an ad in the local paper or something but didn't leave a number so this guy just looks you up in the phonebook? I have no idea.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! Actually, I guess my answering-machine message said my name was Chris. But still--it would have said, "Hi, this is Chris. Please leave a message." Not "Hi, I'm Chris. Please let me know what sort of disgusting chores I can perform for you, kthx." Weirdness!

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

WITF
hahahah I don't remember this one.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

This is old-school--right after I moved to CT. I was like, is this what people DO up here?!?!?!?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Right, me too! I'd been in Connecticut only a few months, and I'd already received one weird call from a guy who knew my name and wanted to show me a good time, so I was freaked out!

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. I think I'm going to change my outgoing message to that.

I cracked up at that. At first he's talking about the interior and exterior and I'm like "Oh, he was trying to call a painter" but then he's like "MY WIFE VOMITED ALL OVER" and I promptly died.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

That is some fruity shit, mang.

Thanks for the laugh. We only get bill collectors here.

[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

"I don't know... What am I going to do? It's not a job... It's not a job I want to do... I mean, shit."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com]

This is so very Jerky. My nephew needs to hear this. He does Jerky while his mother and I cry laughing. We are so mature.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'll have to remember to call you. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh, that's what I usually get. Bill collectors and people calling for some chick named Rose.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I know! He doesn't wanna do it, so he calls random people on Sunday morning to have them do it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'd probably get along well with your nephew. :)

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

I'll post my number once I change it. Hell if I can remember how to do it. Frickin frackin newfangled cell phones with their buttons and their menus and their heyyyy LAdy.

I like to lick lobster

[sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly. He honestly does it every bit as well as they do. I just feel sorry for the employees of our local Chinese restaurant--they are his favorite victims.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Those are *my* calls! I had several elderly patients who couldn't hear well that called me Rose instead of Ro. I just went with it, it was easier than correcting them over and over.

We've had problems with wrong numbers since we got this phone; apparently whoever had it also had creditors, and other people looking for her. People hear our answering machine message and still leave messages saying "This message is for Kim, please tell her to call xxxxxx". Even when we get them on the phone they don't seem to want to grasp she doesn't live here.

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I was giving out your number as my contact info for a few months there.

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh.My.Gawd.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

I just listened to it AGAIN.
*rolling*
he sounds JUST LIKE this guy I know. freal.