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[wickedflea]

I want my own snow-melting frickin' laser gun. Why exactly don't we have those?

Comments

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

National security concerns?

Contributions to global warming?

They just don't want us to have cool shit like that?

[girl-on-a-stick.livejournal.com]

You could always pee it away.

[dob.livejournal.com]

you'll burn your eye out.

*cackles*

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

You'll burn your eye out!
You'll burn your eye out!

[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Because scientists hate us.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

you can get like a 3000000 candle power flashlight from wal-mart that runs on rechargable batteries or your car cigarette lighter. try that?

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Dude. Just pee on it.

[starflow.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I wonder if just pouring the beer on the snow would have done the trick, thus eliminating the possible kidney damage. Yikes!