wickedflea: (*goat*)
[personal profile] wickedflea
OMG the furries got a auction site yo. I have to ask myself if furries existed before the internet. I try not to be judgmental, but geez, that stuff bends my brain. I ain't down with unicorn mandongs and she-goat tits.

Date: 2005-02-05 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
It's a whole subculture. Yeah, they been around. Wasn't there an X-Files episode about furries once?

I guess it's sort of amusing, if you think about it. Anthropomorphic animals doing the nasty. Didn't you ever imagine Mickey and Minnie getting busy? What was up with Bugs Bunny, he was always in drag, Mang.

Date: 2005-02-05 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Well, now that I've gone over there, I have to ask... what were you doing there? :-p

Date: 2005-02-05 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I knew someone would ask that! But I swear, I just got the link from some random LJ clicking. There must be some sort of natural law about the probability of running into furrydom approaching 1:1 with the longer someone browses LiveJournal.

Date: 2005-02-05 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
The whole thing is so wacky to me that it's hard to imagine the culture growing without the anonymity of the internet. But hey, I guess people were been into all sorts of freaky shit a long time before the web. And yeah, it's definitely amusing. One time I ran across a drawing of one furry shooting electrified diarrhea into another's face. That's comedy.

And NO, I never thought about that!

Date: 2005-02-05 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
There are some of them on my FL. I'll bet if I poked around in those art listings I'd find some familiar names. But I don't really want to look at gopher dongs, either.

Date: 2005-02-05 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
Haha... never been to a cartoon porno site? Now *that* will ruin your childhood memories for you.

Date: 2005-02-05 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I've gotten the spam. That's enough Goofy pr0n for me. ;)

Date: 2005-02-05 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
You heard Mickey and Minnie were getting a divorce?

They went to court, and the judge pulled Mickey aside.
"I can't give you a divorce on the grounds of insanity, Mickey."

Mickey shook his head.
"I didn't *say* she was crazy... I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Things to do in Kansas when you are stifiled

Date: 2005-02-05 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariani.livejournal.com
Country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm..hehehe..makes you wonder sometymes,bro..example of too much tyme on the goat-teat lyne...when does the madness stop,sorry to say it never does:(..hang in there,bro..as long as someones' fascination exists,money will be made from almost anything,and most lawyers will be on the top rung to keep its' existence in tact,sad to say but true..peace always

Deve..area 51

New Disney theme Park

Date: 2005-02-05 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mariani.livejournal.com
I'm sure Disneys'attorneys' will battle over this one..hehehe..Mickey and Minnie will get back together and Goofy will be fucking Dopey by himself and they'll alle plead insanity,so I guess everyone was fucking Goofy...anyways,love the joke;)..

Deve area 51..keep the faith

Um...

Date: 2005-02-05 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elmcityqueen.livejournal.com
First you traumatize me with the Chyna she-wang. Now this! It's almost too much to comprehend.

Two little gems, direct from that site:
"I specialize in dragons, as you can probably tell from my gallery, but I can do almost any species as well as fantasy creatures and humans. As far as content goes, the only things off-limits are bathroom play, underage characters, copyrighted characters, and beastiality. Everything else is fair game."

AND BEASTIALITY. Am I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?!?!?!

"Question: Yerf does not allow Centaurs, why do you?
Answer: Simply put, because we do. Centaurs are Taurs which in the opinion of the Admins are the definition of Anthropormorphic. Another way to look at it would be to consider removal of Centaurs would require removal of Felitaurs, then Chakats, and for that matter all forms of Taur. Not happening."

Dude. Totally not happening. I mean, can you imagine the societal meltdown that would occur if the Taurs.... okay, but seriously, I want to know what dorkasaurus rexes are behind this crap. I'm a comic book fan myself but this is like... whoa.
She-wang whoa.

Re: Um...

Date: 2005-02-05 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHA... I think they only classify it as "beastiality" if you're not wearing a fur suit :-p

Re: Um...

Date: 2005-02-05 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elmcityqueen.livejournal.com
FOR REAL!
I am just astounded.

Date: 2005-02-05 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diamond-j.livejournal.com
AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
My eyes!!!!

Date: 2005-02-06 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellastrega.livejournal.com
please god. no.

Date: 2005-02-07 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I love that joke. :)
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