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wickedflea ([personal profile] wickedflea) wrote2005-02-14 03:49 pm

[LJ2ME]

the juror next to me totally pissed himself a few minutes ago. no lie.

[identity profile] wild-magnolia.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you see it, smell it or hear it?

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, a new way to get out of jury duty! ;)

[identity profile] skid-rose.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Was it due to general incontinence, or something that happened in the trial?

C'mon Heller, fess up.

[identity profile] madetoshine.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wondering the same thing.

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually it was because he was laughing so hard after I flipped off the defense lawyer behind his back.

[identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
:grabs brudder flea, gives him ginormous hug:

Now that's a jury worth serving on. I made a friend fall off a couch laughing even though he'd already broken a rib, but we weren't in court, so it's not as funny.

Stinkbombs, babe. I'm telling you.

[identity profile] rottensick.livejournal.com 2005-02-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
That's the funniest fucking thing ever.

[identity profile] lulu-girl.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good lord!!!
why?
jesus!

[identity profile] albert71292.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ironically, I got a notice in the mail today to report for jury duty on May 2nd...

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! Have you served before?

[identity profile] albert71292.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No, this is a first. My ex-wife got a summons in 1999, two years after she moved to Nebraska... I called and told them she no longer lived here, they wanted me to mail them, at my expense, a written statement to that effect, which I never did. I figured, since we'd been divorced two years earlier, if they knocked on my door, after I called them, what could they do if she isn't here? Never heard anything else on that.
Strangely enough though, my mom has been on the voter roles in this parish since 1962, and she said she has NEVER once been called for jury duty!

[identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!

psssssssssssssssssssst

[identity profile] ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com 2005-02-14 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
what is it about you and bringin on the urine?
it's bizarre!

[identity profile] cynical5679.livejournal.com 2005-02-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
HOTT