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[wickedflea]

the juror next to me totally pissed himself a few minutes ago. no lie.

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[wild-magnolia.livejournal.com]

Did you see it, smell it or hear it?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hey, a new way to get out of jury duty! ;)

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

Was it due to general incontinence, or something that happened in the trial?

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good lord!!!
why?
jesus!

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

Ironically, I got a notice in the mail today to report for jury duty on May 2nd...

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!

psssssssssssssssssssst

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

what is it about you and bringin on the urine?
it's bizarre!

C'mon Heller, fess up.

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

I was wondering the same thing.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Actually it was because he was laughing so hard after I flipped off the defense lawyer behind his back.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Wow! Have you served before?

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

No, this is a first. My ex-wife got a summons in 1999, two years after she moved to Nebraska... I called and told them she no longer lived here, they wanted me to mail them, at my expense, a written statement to that effect, which I never did. I figured, since we'd been divorced two years earlier, if they knocked on my door, after I called them, what could they do if she isn't here? Never heard anything else on that.
Strangely enough though, my mom has been on the voter roles in this parish since 1962, and she said she has NEVER once been called for jury duty!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

:grabs brudder flea, gives him ginormous hug:

Now that's a jury worth serving on. I made a friend fall off a couch laughing even though he'd already broken a rib, but we weren't in court, so it's not as funny.

Stinkbombs, babe. I'm telling you.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

HOTT

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

That's the funniest fucking thing ever.