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[wickedflea]

WTF is it with me and alarms lately? The fire alarm in my building has gone off at least four times in the past few weeks; during the blizzard, the burglar alarm at the doctor's office next door kept going off and keeping me from getting my sleep on; and today I got out of jury duty early because of a testy fire alarm. Which would have been all right, but for some reason I decided to come to work. Oh well.

Oh, and how exactly am I supposed to decide the facts of a case when I have freaking "Motorbreath" playing non-stop in my head? That's what it was today. Earlier in the week it was "Mr. Roboto," part of Peter and the Wolf, and "I'm So Excited."

It's quite difficult to nonchalantly scratch your scrotum in court. You can try to sort of scoot back and forth on your seat, but it doesn't really work. Just in case you were wondering.

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[theodicy.livejournal.com]

:nods: I remember the time I went to scratch my scrotum in court, and it wasn't there.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Funny how that works, innit?

:P

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Dr. Freud said something similar, and then he bit down on his cigar. I don't know.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I had Mr. Roboto in my head last week for some reason.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Catching radio signals with your fillings again, eh? Consider yourself lucky you don't have a plate in your head or you'd be picking up AM talk radio.

I've never tried to scratch my scrotum in court. Or anywhere else, for that matter. But the worst possible thing evar is itchy butt from cheap, rough, one ply courthouse TP. Don't try to scratch that, either.

You know you're setting off those alarms with your amazing psychic powers. Put on that tinfoil hat, dang you.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

your animal magnetism is setting off alarms wherever you go.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

my emails to you are ALL bouncing back to me!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

still?