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[wickedflea]

I was in line at CVS, and the guy in front of me was a tall cat wearing a knit hat that was a lot like a jester's cap, except it was all one color. But it had those three or four long parts with the balls on the end. He had this little cigar in his mouth, and he was peering over the counter. When the store manager came up to the register, the dude asked him for a lighter. Then he wanted to see another one. "No, the one in the middle! That's how much? $1.29? Is that a Bic? Just gimme the one in your hand. That's $1.29 too? Lemme see that. No, that's one o' them two for a dollar ones, right? Ain't y'all got any Bics? Lemme see."

All of this went on for probably two minutes. Finally, the dude took one of the lighters, lit his cigar, passed the lighter back, said, "I'll pass," and waltzed out of the store.

The funniest thing about it was the manager's reaction. He stood there, looked at me, and said: "I know that did not just happen. Man, I have seen a lot of stuff in this store, but he really got me."

I hate when people stop right by my desk and have a conversation that doesn't include me and has nothing to do with me. For the last three minutes, two people have been standing here gabbing like I'm not even here. I should jump in and tell them they don't know what they're talking about. Nah. THAT would be rude!

Even though I still have no idea what it's for, I finally got bored enough to add some actual information to my MySpace deal. Add me or friend me or sex me or whatever it is you do on that thing.

Comments

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

"I finally got bored enough to add some actual information to my MySpace deal. Add me or friend me or sex me or whatever it is you do on that thing. "


hahahahhahahahahha!
i think you're supposed to post pictures of your boobies.
that's what everyone else does on this site (except for me, ha!).

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

hahaaa

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I see you already have some sexy ladies on your myspace list. Aww yeah. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Dammit. And me with no boobies!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heck yeah! Lovely ladies. :)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

I tried to add you!
i'm lulu on there...which probably comes as a huge surprise. ha.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Cool, thanks! I added ya back. :)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

What is it with you and weirdass retail experiences? You're always the next one in line.

Get started on those memoirs, yo.

[mediajam.livejournal.com]

Added you to Myspace as well, from Charlie. Granted Im not as hot as those ladies you've added, but some day... I will be dammit!

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

I did it. Guess which one I am. It's reeeeeally hard.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! It's insane the sort of stuff I get into just by walking around. I am The Freak Magnet.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Cool! Thanks for breaking . . . er, for leaving my first comment. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Rock on. Let the games begin. (Are there games?)

[mediajam.livejournal.com]

Not a problem, I like to help a lady out when I can. Wait a sec....gah!

[skeeter138.livejournal.com]

I'll send an add request. I just started a deal there and am still not quite sure what to think. So far it's been good for running into old friends, and that's about it.