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[wickedflea]

[Poll #455234]

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

WTF w/ this "product" noise, people? Gross National Product? Cheese product? This usage is queer, folks, queer.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

sour grapes.

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

If product looks like grease, it isn't doing its job.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

That "product" shit gets on my nerves. Usually the people who say stuff like that use terms like "win-win" or "webinar". Grr.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What kind of product is that?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Hey Hey
Hey Hey
What's the matter with your afro, Negro

Afro Sheen
Vaseline
That's how I keep it clean

(This is what I thought of when I read this poll. That and "What's Happening". I don't know where these lyrics come from and can't find them on the Net. But I could sing them for you if I was drunk enough)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You be the judge:

exactly

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. I had no idea that people were saying "webinar." That's just sad.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHA! I'll bet you Dewayne, Raj, and Rerun weren't down with this "product" term. And Shirl would have straight put the smack down if she heard it.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Number one, what were his parents thinking when they named him?

Number two, that looks like a wet comb in the bathroom to me.

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

I said no to the product question because I wish I didn't know; it's such a stupid term. "Hair products?" Sure. "Product?" No.

And as for the first question, it depends on the context:
"Just like my mama taught me," but "Yo'momma so fat, she has to sleep in shifts."

I never understood that joke, btw. That's urban humor for you.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

"product" is not a word that should be used when talking about hair goop. call it what it is - is it gel? say gel! is it wax? say wax! is it molding muyd? say fucking molding mud!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

THANK you! That's what I'm screaming.

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

oh, i'd say it's grease, too.

but a lot of times when I saw "product," it can me they used too many products -- like gel and mousse, for example. :p

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh. I rarely understand those jokes. On one of Ice-T's albums, he says, "Yo, yo mama got two feet growin' out her titties. Bitch fell down and kept runnin'." That always kind of made me scratch my head.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

If you knew what "product" was, I'd call you a queery queer queer.

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

I've watched too much Queer Eye for the Straight Guy not to know what "product" is, but I sure as hell would never call it that myself. I just call it "stuff."

AT LEAST GIMME MY PRODUCT MOMMA

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

you just couldn't hack the split, you had to win both.
curses.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Once again my throbbing masculinity is vindicated.

Re: AT LEAST GIMME MY PRODUCT MOMMA

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I must win. I MUST WIN.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, maybe that's what it is! I've watched only a few minutes of that one day when I was still waking up, so basically I have no concept of Queer Eye or their lingo. :)

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

word.