wickedflea | someone save me (Reply)

Not only did I go home and watch The Bad News Bears last night, but I also watched The Lost Boys. The former held up very well; the latter not so much. I dunno--it was all right, but it wasn't as funny as I remembered. I remembered being much more amused in the theater by the Frog Brothers and by Corey Haim's mother getting chased by that dog. Oh, and Corey Haim was an annoying little puke. He always did that goofy look with his mouth all open. I wonder if he still does that now that he's sold his teeth on eBay. Look at him. He looks whacked out on tranqs even at that tender age. Isn't that the most slappable face you've ever seen? And I don't mean in some freaky kind of way, you vile perverts.

I'll return from the land of '70s and '80s nostalgia soon, I promise. I just have to find my copy of Over the Edge first. *twitch*

In other news, I'm on another sunflower seed kick. I've noticed that when I'm not eating them, no one ever comes by my desk to ask me anything. But the minute I get a mouthful of sunflower seeds, eight people come by in rapid succession, and I know they all think I've got a big chaw o' tobaccer in my mouf. They'd better look out, or I'm gonna spill my spit cup on 'em.