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[wickedflea]

I love Thai food, but FUCK, that stuff can be hot. And I ain't no pantywaist.

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Heh. You said "panty".

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Heh. A friend of mine used to keep a list of Hateful Things or something like that. On the list was "The word 'panties.' Makes me nervous."

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

someone got nervous over the word panties?
I'm still partial to ointment. Say it out loud and tell me it doesn't sound inCREDIBLY bizarre.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was a strange cat. Same dude who's in the seminary now and who once drew a picture of a dog fucking a man that we grabbed and passed around our English class.

*leaves door open*

You're just trying to get me to say "ointment" out loud and draw stares again. I'm not bitin'.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Partial to Ointment would be another good band name.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Panties make *everybody* nervous, champ.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

How about "unguent"?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yuck! Yep, that's worse.

BTW, I had to look that word up. :)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

My stepbro Grimmett used to enjoy singing about them. We'd be at work, and Grimm would burst into song to make fun of our manager:

Uncles, aunts, grandfathers, grannies
Hisham's head all up in silky goat panties!

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

I won't even walk thru your door and bring more attention to your obvious obsession. You do that FOR me. *wink wink*

SAY OINTMENT OUT LOUD! you listen to McSneezy all day gawdammit.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

you're good at spotting band names, I'm good at finding bands. Let's start a label. We can call it Partfukken Productions or wtf the guys name is.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

I had to look it up too HAHAH!
Yep, that might be the winner!

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

Once again, animal.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I R smrt.

Do you know how many words for human effluvia I wish I didn't know?

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

For strange words that will make you shudder in anxious perplexity, nothing beats the Merck Manual.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Silky goat panties, eh...

Flea, sometimes I wonder about you Starkville boys.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

THERE ARE NOTHING RONG WITH GOAT PANTYS

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Heh, Michelle recommended I check you out "for a daily dose of pee yourself laughter" and she was right. So far after reading through a few of your entries I've managed to spit coke through my nose and then choke. I'm sold!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Score! It's my life's work to make Coke come out of noses. Good to meet you--Shell thinks you're great, so I'm sure we'll get along. :)