I wonder if he'll sign my crack pipe

[wickedflea]

Jerry Falwell's being in the news (why didn't they pull HIS feeding tube?) got me to thinking about douchebags from Virginia, and naturally I soon thought of Oliver North. Now there's a bag of douche for you. So I was thinking about when I lived in Virginia and had to experience the horror of Ollie's run for public office. That was quite painful. He'd get on TV with his blue flannel shirt and spout such bullshit that I'd find myself bounding off the couch and hopping around like an angry leprechaun. Anyway, just now I couldn't remember what exactly he ran for, so I Googled "Oliver North campaign" and came up with this!

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I *so* need one of those. Did he have any Ollie North endorsed 420 to go with it?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think Ollie and that crew were always more into cocaine. ;)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

That stuff's naaaaaaaaasty :-(

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's what they tell me. I joke about crack all the time, but actually I'm lucky enough never to have been around it or the powder.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I don't know what everyone is so thrilled about. I tried it once and it was worse than the nosedrops my mother used to force on me as a child. Sort of like that "velch" where you throw up a little in the back of your throat.

You ain't missing nothin'.

Besides which, mang, I need something to unwire me, not hep me up! I think they should market one of those candy necklaces made out of different strengths of Valium.