wickedflea | (no subject)

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Is "deep, throbbing goatiness" a good thing to mention in a restaurant review?

Depends what they're serving, innit?
What kinda restaurants you be frequenting these days?

Not many, but I'm gonna go to that Mexican joint. I'll let you know what happens when I aks the waitress if I can please experience her deep, throbbing goatiness.

i'll loan ya my phone so yas can capture it on the film.
AYNUL!?

i feel dirty.

It's filthy business.

Wait. Is it goaty from the cheese, or what?

I have only once eaten goat, and that was at a Cajun wedding. I don't think I want to repeat the experience in a strip mall.

There's a shady-looking market here in town that sometimes advertises goat meat. It hardly looks like the kind of place where you'd want to buy much of anything, much less goat meat. But they do have good prices on ass pork.

Hey... that *is* a good deal on ASS PORK!

But is it a lubricated goat? ;)

One would hope so! I would imagine that deep, throbbing goatiness would be quite uncomfortable without lubrication.

*scrubs brain*

They should rename the place "Deep Goat."

Heh. I so funny, I type you long time.

not so much

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