wickedflea: (white trash explosion)
wickedflea ([personal profile] wickedflea) wrote2005-04-29 09:42 am

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Molly just asked me if I play golf. GOLF. What do I look like, a white guy?

[identity profile] iltamies.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You could answer that you play if you can putt through a clown's mouth. If you're into that kind of thing.

[identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
nooooooooooo clowns!!!

[identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com 2005-04-29 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe she meant Gorf?

Gorf On Golf

[identity profile] hauntedskipper.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
In 7th grade, I went to the initial meeting for people who wanted to be on the school's golf team.
The guy asked me if I knew how to play.
I said, "I'm 11 years old. This is junior high. How would I have experience playing golf?"

Needless to say, the prick wouldn't let me on the team.
What kind of shit is that?
If you join the football team, they teach you how to play fottball.
The same goes for all other school sports.
Why was this jackass expecting a team full of veteran golf pros?

Maybe I just wasn't "Biff" enough.
Because the guys he did pick were Izod shirt-wearing snobs.
I found it funny that they didn't get school support for any of the following years and the sport was abandoned.
Serves 'em right, the elitist pricks.

Re: Gorf On Golf

[identity profile] hauntedskipper.livejournal.com 2005-04-30 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Or "football" whichever you went out for.
"Fottball" was never as popular though.