In 7th grade, I went to the initial meeting for people who wanted to be on the school's golf team. The guy asked me if I knew how to play. I said, "I'm 11 years old. This is junior high. How would I have experience playing golf?"
Needless to say, the prick wouldn't let me on the team. What kind of shit is that? If you join the football team, they teach you how to play fottball. The same goes for all other school sports. Why was this jackass expecting a team full of veteran golf pros?
Maybe I just wasn't "Biff" enough. Because the guys he did pick were Izod shirt-wearing snobs. I found it funny that they didn't get school support for any of the following years and the sport was abandoned. Serves 'em right, the elitist pricks.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
timeasmymeasure
no subject
Date: 2005-04-29 03:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-29 03:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-29 04:53 pm (UTC)Gorf On Golf
Date: 2005-04-30 01:11 am (UTC)The guy asked me if I knew how to play.
I said, "I'm 11 years old. This is junior high. How would I have experience playing golf?"
Needless to say, the prick wouldn't let me on the team.
What kind of shit is that?
If you join the football team, they teach you how to play fottball.
The same goes for all other school sports.
Why was this jackass expecting a team full of veteran golf pros?
Maybe I just wasn't "Biff" enough.
Because the guys he did pick were Izod shirt-wearing snobs.
I found it funny that they didn't get school support for any of the following years and the sport was abandoned.
Serves 'em right, the elitist pricks.
Re: Gorf On Golf
Date: 2005-04-30 01:13 am (UTC)"Fottball" was never as popular though.