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[wickedflea]

My dreams were much less apocalyptic last night. I did rob a convenience store for a tasty sandwich, but I didn't have to pop a cap in nobody's ass or nothin'.

When I have my cell phone on vibrate and it goes off in my pocket, it always scares the fuck out of me, yet sort of makes me tingle in the bad place. I've got to stop keeping that phone in my pocket. It's been known to text-message and call people when it's down there.

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[dob.livejournal.com]

I always get calls from peoples pockets being the first in almost everyones list.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yikes, yeah--there aren't many that are gonna come before that name! I get those every once in a while, but not often.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're like Jack in that episode of Will & Grace where he drops the phone down his pants and puts the caller on hold with his beboppitydo.

I have the same reaction you do when my cell is on vibrate in my pocket. Fright followed by an odd happiness.

Perhaps it is the Curse of the Hazelnut.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Gotta be the "sexually oriented" aspect of the Hazelnut personality.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

I didn't understand that part. Does it mean we're obsessed with sex? That we make decisions based on sex? I've heard of having a sexual orientation but that has to do with gay or straight stuff. I've never heard of being sexually oriented.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, good question. I guess I took it to mean obsessed, as in oriented toward sex. Really, I just got to the word "sexually," got all atitter, and that was pretty much the end of it.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

So along with the sandwich did you manage to score a few Slim Jim's while you were there because that's what I'd have gone for?

Doesn't the whole vibrating cell phone thing almost feel like a small electric shock. I jump every time! No comment on any after effects of the vibration for me. I mean really, I don't you all that well!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn, no Slim Jims--but I totally could have scored some if I'd known. Dude was like, "Oh, you don't have to rob me--I make you sandwich!" I think I even had TWO sandwiches.

Yeah, it totally hits me like a shock, especially if I've had too much coffee and am sitting there twitching anyway. Sometimes I get like six feet of air like that.

I mean really, I don't [know] you all that well!

What, even after last night?? :(

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

I mean really, I don't [know] you all that well!

Wow, the paint fumes have taken over my brain. Apparently not only am I typing that way, but I'm conversing on the phone that way as well according to my BIL whom I just spoke with.

Yeah I guess once you've hidden behind furniture with a drunk man in a place you're not supposed to be in and then try to drag his ass outta there you kind of bond, dream or no dream. Okay so yeah I "react" to the vibrate setting, so what!

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

You said atitter.

I got all cocky.