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[wickedflea]

Oh, man. You thought the woman was bad who called the cops because the folks in the drive-through wouldn't make her burger right? Check out homegirl:

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.

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[starflow.livejournal.com]

Aww. That's really sad, actually. Unless it has nothing to do with dementia, age and loneliness. If she's just always been a nasty dipshit, then AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ssaiscps.livejournal.com]

i also liked the part about how she attacked the policeman who came to talk to her.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know, man--she's a total badass!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would hope they wouldn't have arrested her if they'd had an idea that she might not be all there. I prefer to think of it as just a mean old broad. I came across quite a few of those in my food-service days, though admittedly never one THAT bad.

[skid-rose.livejournal.com]

Jesus, what a picture. NEW ICON!!!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Man, her cheese has slipped off the cracker... it's wrong to arrest folks like that. Put them in the nuthouse, that's what I say!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh MAN!!! That wasn't there when I first posted the story. Now I do feel bad for her!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yikes, that is sad. You live 86 years on this earth completely anonymously, and all of a sudden you're getting arrested for harassing Little Caesar's, and Heller's making fun of you on the Internet. :\

hmm...

[ekrypt.livejournal.com]

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

It's the price of getting old in the big city. If you live in the country there are no pizza parlors and you probably never call 911 evar. They just tell the locals to give a wide berth to old Granny Grumbledraws down by the cutoff unless they want their britches full of buckshot.

Move to the country if you get old, Heller. Screw those big city policemen that can't defend themselves against a geriatric who wants delivery instead of DiGiorno.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]