evidence that I should quit the internet

[wickedflea]

So I was watching "Entertainment Tonight" because some homegirl ordered me to, and I saw a snippet of something about former Golden Girl Estelle Getty. So naturally I googled Bea Arthur and ended up at her IMDB page. I clicked on the link for "Maude" and saw that Conrad Bain was on that show. You know, the dude who played the adoptive father on "Diff'rent Strokes." Yeah, Mr. Drummond. So I thought, hey, I'll bet you anything that Conrad Bain is gay. (Yes, I often make bets with myself.) So I googled him and found out that Conrad has a twin brother named . . .

Bonar.

Yes, Bonar Bain. It's true. And of course my brain kept running, and I then thought, holy shit--I'll venture a wager that Conrad was slipping his boy Gary Coleman the bonar, and that's why the kid is so fuct to this day. Goddamnit, ALL those kids from that show ended up fuct!!! CONRAD TURNED KIMBERLY AND WILLIS OUT.

Diff'rent strokes, indeed.

Comments

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

U R 2 MUCH.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's what Gary told Conrad.

actually...

[wickedqueen.livejournal.com]

I think this is evidence as to why you should waste more time online.

yes the internet!!

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

So I was watching "Entertainment Tonight" because some homegirl ordered me to
You really like that bitch boy stuff dontcha!

Shoulda stuck to googling the "Princess Jasmine" type of sultry. Yanno?

[sweetterrig.livejournal.com]

Bonar is really bad.

My husband goes to Princeton Seminary and they just appointed a new President this year. His name is Ian Torrance. Not bad. But, his wife's name is MORAG.

What were there parents thinking when they looked at their little baby girl and said... "she looks like a Morag"

????

Or, "oh, my cute little Bonar"

[jennifervescent.livejournal.com]

Who needs the alkeehaul when you're tickled by such silly little things (and are generous enough to share them with the likes of us). You're cool.