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[wickedflea]

I've decided on a new course of action. In order to win over the ladies, I am going to attend insensitivity tranining and remove 60 percent of my own brain with a garden trowel.

Or maybe I'll just take on this demeanor:

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm getting dizzy. Good thing I have these Dumb Donald pants.

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

nah.

nope.

some ladies deserve that 60%. some dudes, too.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

i'll bet there's a sweet little kitten lurking beneath that gruff exterior.

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

That picture needs to be posted in faygaggotinc.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

That'll only get you bitches. The problem is that it's the bitches who are the hotties that y'all want. The plain and ugly chicks are the nice ones but nobody wants them. Nobody's ever happy because nobody can figure this shit out. Myself included. People are dumb.

That guy could play Garth in Wayne's World: The Twilight Years.

great.

[karaforsale.livejournal.com]

now i'm gonna have nightmares.

[zoe.livejournal.com]

Ok is it just me or does the chicken dog have the EXACT same expression and my favorite salesman (above?).

I am just askin'.

[zoe.livejournal.com]

shut. up. you dont' really have those pants? I want you to promptly take them off, put them in an envelope and mail them to me. Unwashed please.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Nah, I was just being a smartass. I'm not even sure where to buy them.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

YOU a smartass?

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You learn something new every day! Who says the internet isn't educational? ;)

[zoe.livejournal.com]

damnit... I would have lurved those pants.