Phone Post

[wickedflea]

Comments

[albert71292.livejournal.com]

Fake breasts are like weird piercings(anything besides ears), and tattoos (if you aren't born with pictures on your body, don't get them added later), they will look "droopy and stupid" when you get old and wrinkled...

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

man, i don't know what's funnier-- that you thought up the poll in the first place, that you had to explain your position, or that you explained it in a voice post.

no, i know-- the funniest part is the "all three" combo.

(off to listen to you say breastesis several times again...)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Haha! You said that so seriously at first. I could picture you at some public debate on tv. "I'm here to discuss fake plants vs. fake breastises."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think tattoos and piercings can be done tastefully, even if they're not exactly my thing. They can be pretty hot, actually.

But fake breastises, yeah. They're AWFUL even when they're new. Horrible things.

I always say that if aliens landed on this planet, we'd have a hell of a time explaining fake plants and fake tits to them.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

My head is a funny place to be!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAW! I'd be down for it. I'll take on Dubya anytime! I suspect he's a fake-dick man, actually.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Nah, he's a real dick. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ba dump bump! Good one, senor.