I'm awaiting word from the relevant authorities on whether this is, in fact, the worst thing involving salsa that's ever happened to anyone. As it stands now, this incident competes only with the time I was at work at a restaurant, grabbed a big-ass jug of salsa out of the walk-in cooler, shook the hell out of it only to find that there was no TOP on the bastard, and spent the next half-hour trying to get the salsa out of my (then quite long) hair.
roflmao! oh man! that sucks! i'm sorry you've had such a strange physical relationship with the dreaded, but tastey, salsa. i'm going to have to watch it. i tend to be clumsey and wouldn't want a similar salsatastrophy to befall me.
I'm awaiting word from the relevant authorities on whether this is, in fact, the worst thing involving salsa that's ever happened to anyone.
The year? 1909. The man? Gimpleg Strudelfoot. The incident?
Beyond human comprehension.
14 metric tons of salsa flooded the streets of eastern Bonn, Germany. 13 carriages, 26 horses and 312 civilians were engulfed and destroyed in the medium spicy tide of death. Gimpleg Strudelfoot, a local salsa merchant, was fatally unprepared to deal with the great mass of salsa arrived fresh from Mexico. Failing to procure the proper number of workmen to hoist the giant tub, a plastic container as large as the Statue of Liberty was emptied on the unwitting populace. The severity of the mental impact of this event on surviving witnesses was so great, that two separate psychological wards were opened for the so-called "salsa-shocked". Many leading historians trace the origins of World War I to this monumental event.
*shudder* I should have known that my own mediocrity in handling salsa paled in comparison to the stupefying salsa incompetence of Gimpleg Strudlefoot. I have reason to believe that this man may in fact have been my grandfather.
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The year? 1909. The man? Gimpleg Strudelfoot. The incident?
Beyond human comprehension.
14 metric tons of salsa flooded the streets of eastern Bonn, Germany. 13 carriages, 26 horses and 312 civilians were engulfed and destroyed in the medium spicy tide of death. Gimpleg Strudelfoot, a local salsa merchant, was fatally unprepared to deal with the great mass of salsa arrived fresh from Mexico. Failing to procure the proper number of workmen to hoist the giant tub, a plastic container as large as the Statue of Liberty was emptied on the unwitting populace. The severity of the mental impact of this event on surviving witnesses was so great, that two separate psychological wards were opened for the so-called "salsa-shocked". Many leading historians trace the origins of World War I to this monumental event.
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