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[wickedflea]

Good lord. I was just trying to go to sleep and all of a sudden got tickled at the word "monster." I laid in bed for a good five minutes laffing so hard I almost cried. Monster. Monster. MONNNNSTER. For some reason that's a funny goddamn werd to me. I kept thinking of some cat running into a convenience store while wearing a scary mask or zombie costume and screaming at the clerk, who would cry out, "MONSTER!!!!" I wanna put that in a screenplay--I'd love to see that in a movie.

I'm as cracked-out sober as I am fuct up.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

>>"An innnteresting monster should have an innnnteresting hairdo."

;)

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

You have the ugliest skeery icons ever. Cooooool.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

This is what happens after I leave?

Ummm...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

See?!? This is why you can never leave me alone. My blood pressure goes THERE, everything turns RED, and it's ON. I go past crazy and go straight SNAPPIN'.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Heh, you said RED.

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

I think I want to marry you. For reals.

Tonight, try the word "crumple". That one got me when I was driving and I had to pull over.

[cultofheather.livejournal.com]

My favorite word is "moist." MOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIST. Hee hee.

I call my son Monster. Still answers to it. LOL.

[diamond-j.livejournal.com]

Moist and blouse get repeated often in this house as being the weirdest words ever.